is it ryan seacrest? no, it's a drowned albino who looks like axl rose. [ laughter ] but for the kids, there's a special workshop where they can build a bear but not the kind you think. [ laughter ] so come by this weekend and check out a vip section filled with fertile necks. >> do you mean turtlenecks? >> no, no, no, no. fertile necks. it's that thing when like fat guys have a beard but only on their chin roll. [ laughter ] >> stefon, i don't mean to cut you off, but that place just doesn't sound right. >> but they even have a pack of roaming draggers. >> what are draggers? >> it's that thing when an old dog has short legs but a long penis. [ laughter and applause ] >> stefon! now, new york has so many cultural events during the summer months. can you recommend just one of those? >> yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. you want culture and you want it now, i've got the place for you. new york's hottest club is -- [ laughter ] written and directed by james o. brooks. this place has everything. backpacks, sea lions,